TPF Bronies

This is what I do when the weather gets hot and turns my brain to pudding.

I realized the other day that each of my lovely TPF boys and their author, elphieofkiamoko, each wonderfully fit a pony personality. Let me break it down for y'all. Below is the matching, with the complete bio of each pony, taken directly from the website.

Shay is Fluttershy, the little pony with the funky short haircut. "A graceful, fawn-like filly, Fluttershy's gentle, serene ways make her unusually attractive to all types of forest animals, whose care and well-bring are her highest priority. She'd like nothing more than to spend every waking moment caring for her animal friends in a secluded meadow cottage, and that's because Fluttershy is, well... shy. Sweet, soft-spoken and often fearful, her pony friends treasure her kindness, but have to work hard to help her come out of her shell. To their surprise, however, she emits an intimidating strength when she witnesses someone else being treated unfairly, Fluttershy has a lot of fears to overcome, but certainly one day her strength of character and enormous heart will make her a force to be reckoned with!"

Tris is Twilight Sparkle (I laughed SO EFFING HARD), the unicorn in the middle. "Dutiful and intelligent, Twilight Sparkle is obsessed with one thing- studying magic! She once studied so much, she made no time for anypony else. That is until her mentor, Princess Celestia, charged her with the study of a special kind of magic- friendship! Newly converted to the joys of having friends, she uses her knowledge and unusually powerful gift for magical spells to help her new companions in Ponyville. Though she sometimes gets on her 'high horse' about what's right and wrong, her eagerness to learn and lend a helping hoof endear her to her new friends in Ponyville, and when the going gets tough, her big brains and and love for her friends turn her into a natural born leader!"

Luke is Pinkie Pie, the one with the bro-hoof in the air. "to say that Pinkie Pie marches to the beat of her own drum is certainly an understatement! Giggly, playful, and over-brimming with energy, it's not unusual to find this pink pony prancing and skipping joyfully through the streets looking for fun, doing cartwheels, singing a song in a silly voice and making up her own ridiculous lyrics. By far the silliest pony around, nothing makes her happier than evoking a giggle and a smile from her friends. She is the freest of free spirits, always acting on her whims, following her heart, talking your ear off and getting a laugh or two along the way.

Jude is Rainbow Dash, the one next to Luke with the mad wing and the intense eyebrow. "Capable and athletic, Rainbow Dash lives for adventure! When any problem should arise that involves traveling to distant lands or dealing with some magical, mysterious beast, Rainbow is the first to volunteer! Brave and bold, anypony who has ever seen this rainbow-haired Pegasus in the air has been left in jaw-dropped awe of her speed, agility and, well, her confidence. She's quite positive she's the fastest pegasus pony alive, and truth be told, she probably is. Yes, she's a bit proud, and a bit mischievous, and often lazy for someone obsessed with speed, but when the chips are down and danger is a'brewing, Rainbow Dash always, always comes through, proving time and time again that she is a true hero!"

My boy Lance is Applejack, the obviously huge one. "Having grown up working hard to keep her family's apple business growing, Applejack has come to be known as the most down-to-earth, resourceful and dependable Earth Ponies this side of Ponyville! A proud farm pony to the core, she's not afraid to get her hooves dirty and to her, there's nothing a little horse-sense and elbow-grease can't take care of. Incredibly honest, Applejack would never stoop to tell a lie and this makes her a beacon for those seeking advice. Applejack has an impeccable ability to break a situation down to it's core and fix it fast, and usually topped off with a wacky country anecdote told with a charming dose of country twang."

And finally, Douglas, who is Rarity. Yeah, Douglas is a brony. He's the last one that looks pissed off at me. "Rarity could possibly be one of the most beautiful unicorns you've ever seen. As she prances down the street, her coat gleaming pure white and her royal purple curls bouncing, everypony's head turns- and boy, does she love it! A talented fashion designer, her biggest dream is to one day design for Princess Celestia. at first glance she may seem a typical debutant, vain and entitled, but it's simply not so! Generous to a fault, she believes so badly that the world should be beautiful she's all too eager to simply give away her designs she works so hard on and to offer anypony a custom Rarity makeover. And should you make it through one, you'll learn that Rarity's greatest beauty is her heart."

Fitting, no? (LOL Twilight Sparkle) there's also a pony personality quiz you can take on the website ([link])

I took it. I'm Rainbow Dash, too.

So obviously I made a few changes. Luke has kitty whiskers, ears, and tail, and if you could see his butt-stamp, it'd be a cat paw. Doug is frowning and has a little vampire toothy, and his stamp is a feather, because... just because. Tris also has a tooth, and his stamp is a book because, wait for it, he likes to read. Shay dear has short hair (which look really weird on a pony, sorry) and her stamp is a pencil and paintbrush, because a keyboard and kiln was too hard. Jude didn't really change. He's a natural Brony. His stamp is a double helix. And Lance turned Applejack into Apple Jacked, complete with wolf paw stamp.

I notice that some of these things fit really well; i.e. both unicorns are vampires, Shay and Jude both have wings, etc.

All the ponies are property of Hasbro, blah blah blah, I'm sorry Luke is inked differently but it happens, yo.